Get a SlideStand stick-on smartphone stand for $5.59
This clever little accessory adheres to the rear of your phone (or case) for portrait and landscape viewing.
In my ideal universe, pizza is a health food, "The Matrix" sequels were never created, and all smartphones come with built-in stands.
It's getting there. I order my pizza with light cheese and extra sauce (it's less unhealthy, anyway), and I pretend those two "Matrix" abominations don't exist.
The SlideStand adds very little thickness to your phone.
As for the third thing, it's unlikely to ever happen. Fortunately, there's an easy, inexpensive new solution: SlideStand, a low-profile add-on that works with nearly any phone.